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I have to thank Parent Palace for this one! Next time you bake cookies, why not bake them for yourself and add a little kick?
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
How to make:
Sample the Cuervo to check quality (always important!)
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality (told you, important!), pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don’t forget to bean off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher :)
Thanks Coupon Challenge for this weekend’s Restaurant Coupon Round-Up!
*Limited Quantity Coupon* Ruby Tuesday: 2 Free Ruby Mini’s with Fries on Facebook (limit 100,000 coupons)
Boston Market: Free 32oz Drink with Individual Meal Purchase, expires 08/16
Olive Garden: $2 off two Panins on Facebook, expires 08/14
Del Taco: Free Nacho Crunch Burrito on Facebook, expires 08/15
Boston Market: Free 32oz drink with individual meal purchase, expires 08/16
Villa Fresh Italian Kitchen: Free Strawberry Lemonade with $5 purchase on Facebook, expires 08/31
IHOP: Kid’s Eat Free per adult entree purchase – valid for children 12 and under, 08/31
Krispy Kreme: Chiller for only $2 from 1-5pm at participating locations, expires 08/31
Bruster’s: $0.75 off a Strawberry Short Cake or Waffle Cone, expires 08/31
TCBY: B1G1 Free when you invite your friends to join the eclub, expires 08/31
Boston Market: Save $1 off $10 purchase, expires 09/04
O’Charley’s: FREE Appetizer with the purchase of an entree on Facebook, expires 09/04
Carl’s Jr: $1 off Hand Breaded Chicken Sandwich, expires 09/08
Hardees: $1 off Hand Breaded Chicken Sandwich, expires 09/08
Hardees: $1 off Carmel Crunch Shakes & Malt, expires 09/16
Carvel: B1G1 Free OR $1 Off Sundae Dasher, expires 09/30
TGI Friday’s: $5 off a $15 table purchase, expires 10/31
Checkers & Rally’s: Free Milkshake, expires 12/31
Shoney’s: Get a Free appetizer when you join the email list, expires 12/31
Planet Hollywood: Save $10 off $20 food & beverage purchase, expires 12/31
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Chili’s: Sign up to print a coupon for free Chips and Queso
California Pizza Kitchen: $5 off a $15 purchase when you register on Facebook
Friendly’s: FREE three-scoop sundae with the purchase of any adult entree when you sign up for emails
Macaroni Grill: $5 off your next purchase when you sign up for emails on Facebook
Baker’s Square: FREE entree when you purchase a 2nd entree and 2 drinks when you join the eClub
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Häagan Dazs: Join the Ice Cream Social and get a FREE Midnight Drizzler
Cici’s Pizza: Get a coupon for a Free Buffet when you sign-up for their eclub
Joe’s Crab Shack: Get a Free Appetizer when you sign up on Facebook
CiCi’s Pizza: $4.99 Endless Value Dinner
Chili’s: Dinner for Two for $20, appetizer and 2 full-size entrees (select menu items only)
Del Taco: Free Chicken Soft Taco with purchase on Facebook
Denny’s: $2, $4, $6 & $8 Value Menu, on Facebook
Gordon Biersch: Free Garlic Fries on Facebook
Regal Cinema: FREE small popcorn via text
Red Lobster: 4-Course Seafood Feast for $15, see details on Facebook
Rita’s Italian Ice: FREE Sample of the new Juicy Pear Ice on Facebook
Shoney’s: FREE Hot Fudge Sundae on Facebook
TGI Fridays: Add Spice to Your Stripes promotion
I never had weird cravings while pregnant. In fact the only craving I ever had was for Wendy’s Chocolate Frosties in the first trimester. Though it seems apparently I eat weird food anyway.
For instance, at Subway, if I’m ordering tuna, I always ask them to top it with Sweet Onion sauce and lots and lots of Old Bay. Around 90% of the time, the person in front or behind me makes a comment. Usually it’s just the “that sounds interesting”, though last month the guy turned around and said “Yuck, that sounds disgusting!”. Ah well.
While making small talk with someone who works in my building we were talking about what we were going to cook for dinner that night. I told her I was in a fish mood and would probably cook a filet of salmon. She asked how I would prepare it. I told her probably with red cayenne pepper. I wish I had my camera because the look of on her face was priceless. You would have thought I just told her the most shocking secret ever the way she exclaimed “What?!?”.
So I went home, pulled out a filet, and covered it with red cayenne pepper. Added a few hot flakes on top.
Baked in the oven for 30 minutes at 400 degrees because yes, I’m one of those people who likes her salmon dry! Took it out and wow was it delicious! Weird as some may say, but delicious.
What foods and meals do you love that people just think are plain weird?